THE BEST BOTTOMLESS BRUNCHES IN LONDON

Since lockdown is apparently over, we are allowing ourselves to be excited about things again. One such thing is going for a bottomless brunch in London. And if that makes us basic, so be it. Otherwise, let’s discuss the best bottomless brunches in London.

1. SWINGERS

Sometimes you want something more than a conventional bottomless brunch. After all, sitting down and drinking was what you did in lockdown. A bottomless brunch at Swingers, however, comes with a round of crazy golf. And, as if that wasn’t exciting enough, your food options include Patty & Bun burgers, Breddos Tacos and Pizza Pilgrims. The word ‘fun’ doesn’t even cover it.

£65pp for a round of crazy golf, two hours of bottomless drinks, street food and dessert

15 John Prince’s Street, W1G OAB

8 Brown’s Buildings, London EC3A 8AL

2. RUDIE’S JERK SHACK

If you like rum punch and brunch classics with a Jamaican twist, you’re in luck: the Brixton branch of Rudie’s Jerk Shack offers just that and – for 90 heavenly minutes – the rum punch is bottomless. In terms of those ‘brunch classics with a Jamaican twist’, the jerk pork eggs benedict is a revelation.

£26.50pp for 90 minutes of unlimited rum punch and one brunch dish

Brixton Village, Unit 10, Market Row, SW9 8LB

3. TOKII

Whether you order Japanese fare like the Akatoki breakfast (a tamago omelette with miso soup, rice, steamed vegetables, grilled salmon and egg tofu) or something more conventional like eggs florentine, a bottomless brunch at TOKii feels almost as glamorous as being on a first class fight to Tokyo – there’s even potential for turbulence on account of the free-flowing sparkling sake.

£25pp for 90 minutes of unlimited sparkling sake or prosecco

The Prince Akatoki London, 50 Great Cumberland Place, W1H 7FD

4. ROKA

A bottomless brunch at the award-winning ROKA is referred to as a han setto brunch. Expect ten dishes – including sushi, gyoza and edamame – to start, a single dish of your choice from the robata grill (the Japanese cuisine ROKA is principally known for) and an entire dessert platter. The booze flows freely too, but only if you want it to.

£43pp

£59pp with red, white & rose wine throughout your meal and a bellini on arrival

4 Park Pavilion, 40 Canada Square, E14 5FW

71 Aldwych, WC2B 4HN

5. OXBO

Based in Bankside, we recommend OXBO for 90 minutes of inebriated gluttony. With four courses straddling the breakfast and lunch boundary, you might want to forgo dinner once this is over. The hardest part, however, occurs at the open kitchen – how are we supposed to choose between eggs royale and pancakes?

£35pp

£49pp with unlimited prosecco and red & white wine

2-8 Great Suffolk Street, SE1 0UG

6. SOUTH PLACE CHOP HOUSE

Located at the South Place Hotel, South Place Chop House is an excellent destination for those who wish to consume both breakfast, lunch and dessert items in one sitting. The eggs are Burford Brown and the fish finger sandwich is a Posh Fish Finger Sandwich, which obviously impresses us – and maybe you too.

£22.50pp for two courses

£27.50pp for three courses

£15 for bottomless bubbles, bellinis and mimosas when you order two or more courses

3 South Place, EC2M 2AF

7. HAKKASAN

While it’s not technically bottomless, the weekend brunch at Hakkasan starts with an aperitif cocktail (we tend to choose the Lychee Martini) and – whatever drinks are selected from that point – ends in contentment. Anticipate a crispy duck salad with pomelo, pine nuts and shallots, seven variations of dim sum, a – prawn or beef – main, the necessary sides and the infamous Jivara bomb for dessert. There is, of course, also a vegetarian option.

£50pp with an aperitif cocktail

£55pp with an aperitif cocktail, half a bottle of wine and a digestif cocktail

£62pp with an aperitif cocktail, half a bottle of champagne and a digestif cocktail

8 Hanway Place, W1T 1HD

8. BAD EGG

The weekend brunch at Bad Egg promises two hours of bottomless fun – and it’s more than good. There’s acai and avocado options if you’re trying to be healthy, and a range of others if you’re not.

£35pp for two courses with two hours of Prosecco, Mimosa and Bloody Mary

£23.50pp for two courses with two hours of unlimited soft drinks

1 Ropemaker Street, EC2Y 9AW

9. DOUBLE STANDARD

As if being at The Standard wasn’t pleasurable enough, Sundays at Double Standard feature an option whereby prosecco and Bloody Mary become bottomless. Now you only have to decide what to order for food.

£20pp for unlimited Bloody Mary and Prosecco

10 Argyle Street, WC1H 8EG

10. FLESH AND BUNS

Like booze and buns? Then the Sunday bottomless brunch at Flesh & Buns is evidently the one for you – deciding what flesh to get in your bun is never not difficult, though.

£39pp for three small dishes and two buns with unlimited Prosecco, red wine, white wine or lager

41 Earlham St, WC2H 9LX

32 Berners Street, W1T 3LR